writers shouldn’t need to go on strike – but when we do, we’re funny as fuck.
some of my personal faves, taken from a longer twitter thread by jenny yang. learn more about the strike here.
writers shouldn’t need to go on strike – but when we do, we’re funny as fuck.
some of my personal faves, taken from a longer twitter thread by jenny yang. learn more about the strike here.
hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include
• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing
• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)
• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)
• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it
• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers
• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own
like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves
I know it’s because they’re invasive but it’s hilarious how many different ways human have come up with to send this one fish in particular to the plinko.
if you’re not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like
Soo did y'all know you can get a soldering iron for 8 bucks? I didn’t. I do now. I’m about to burn the shit out of myself.
it’s fun to run it’s fun to play, it’s fun to make things out of clay it’s fun to fill your car with gas
it’s fun to break things made of glassss
now the burning will commence
horsey
first time doing stained glass first time using a soldering iron. It looks like shit and i could not love it more
Also i think it might be permanently attached to that table, but y'all know how it is you win some and you lose some .
the horse has been unstuck from the table and i think I’m getting better at this ^^
this post is from may 3rd so i thought I’d update it a bit.
I ended up using the glass not used in the horse to make this as my first Real stained glass thing, finished may 17th:
May 19th:
and now this is what I’ve been picking at on and off when i have the time to do so since:
i think… there might be a theme here.
(this was finished in March 2023,)
Anyways happy birthday to me having a mania fueled sleep deprivation and pots episode in the craft store.
and some more i can’t be fucked to figure out when they were made:
A few weeks ago I tried explaining to my non tumblr friends what blorbo/eeby deeby/glup shitto/scrunglo/plinko was and it almost gave all of us an aneurysm
This was the post I was trying to explain. This was how I looked
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and…
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
the met gala is on monday so I’m reintroducing the idea that the crowd should get to decide whether or not a celebrity followed the theme & if the popular vote is no they get a bucket of nickelodeon green slime poured over their head
*8th man to show up in a plain black tux*
the crowd chanting in unison: SLIME THEM